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WTF, this hasn't been updated, since, like, forever.

Cornilius's Coin Competition and Peril (CCCP)

CCCP
game I made
Try it OUT!@!

Cornelius's Heavenly Experience

made with flash baby

Man v. Cavebear

Jerry Caira (made by Andrew Lamb)

AT&T

Thanks to the very effective Sherman Anti-Trust Act and Clayton Anti Trust Act
we now have the exact same thing we had when AT&T was broken up. . . AT&T (with a different logo).

Great job politicians!

Johnny Yahoo learns Physics Part II: Black Holes

Buy Sealand.com

Well, according to thepiratebay.org, the fine men running this website had decided to negotiate to buy Sealand and create a country where piracy is legal. The price range is fairly highy ranging in the millions-billions but with your help, the pirate bay will have its own country and you will become a citizen (by donating a mere dollar). in one day they received 17,001 dollars, according to their blog. Interested? Go here or here.

Johnny and Physics (Part I: Momentum)

Lennon's Revenge

The first of many in the series of events that happens to

JOHNNY YAHOOO

NEW REASON FOR LIFE

We (me, Christian, Puma, etc.) will now be making cartoon shorts and or pictures of Docta Charles Breem and hopefully some funny ski club videos as well (with D'Angelo).
So please stay alive for a few more weeks

Advertising in its lowest form

Now some of you people reading this may have already seen the. . . interesting television ad for Hasbro's new Super-Soaker Oozinater. If you havn't I suggest you scroll down a bit and watch the ad just for some back information on the rest of this article.


What is that NOT supposed to look like? I believe I speak for everyone when I say "Since when have money shots been allowed to air via television ads for children's toys?" Hmmm. . .
What geniuses decided that making a squirt gun that, well, squirts would be a great idea to SELL a SERIOUS product?!?

However, there is a possible notion that could have ran through their brains: they figure young boys buy squirt guns. Young boys will soon be masturbating. Thus, they must properly prepare these Children for "Major Pumping" and want them to get a visual of what may happen if you have a partner and how disgusted that will be when partaking in sexual activity.

On the other hand, WTF MATE?

What is the Real America?

Today on November 8, 2006 four German foreign exchange students left St. Joseph's Collegiate Institute and gave three separate speeches. Each speech contained thank yous towards all the individuals, both faculty and staff, however the last one (which two people spoke) went a bit in depth into describing what they were thanking us for.

The one thing that caught everybody's attention was the fact that the two students said "Thank you for showing us the real America," with laughter from the audience immediately following. So I thought to myself, 'What do these kids mean by the Real America?'

So I obviously did some research and you wont believe what I found.
Article Number 1
Article Number 2
Article Number 3
Some guy


That makes you think. This may be our future.

DO NOT BUY A QX6700

Ok, wait until the Core 2 Quad Series is released, it should be better that the Core 2 Extreme series as seen here and plus there is not much difference (as it is now with todays software) between an X6800 and a QX6700 (besides the price). Don't believe me, then maybe you'll believe these results

BUY A QX6700

BUY A QX6700

What the Fuck?!?

Ok, so I am sitting (more like standing) at work calmly eavesdropping on all of the conversations occurring around me. I took a particular interest in a conversation between two black, or as they seemed to prefer "Ghetto playa's", and I found it very interesting. One of the phrases the black man said to the black girl was "Come on nigga, i work here too why cant I go in your goddamn locker ta git your fucking' homework boo?" She responded with the utmost intellectual capability that she possesses "Don't you call me a nigga homes, yous da nigga, your mom's so ghetto that jinartgknba." (this last word was unrecognizable to the common man and the American system of English, so I have thusly determined that it is in a different language which I subtlety call "Ghetto dialect" or "Nigger talk".


Now I'm not a racist, but these are the people that create prejudices.
It's sad.

Not the brightest move there Michael. . .

As most of you may know, Michael Richards, popularized by his role of Kramer in the series Seinfield (probably mispelled, my apologies), became fed up with an African American man who was interupting his show. I have complaints about this proceeding clip however:
1) What Michael Richards is saying, isn't very funny at all

2) Sure, Mr. Richards addresses this surely intelligent African American by the term "nigger" but if this man is upset about that term and there's an uproar about it, why aren't people pissed about the Black guy calling Michael Richards, and I quote, "A Motherfuckin' Cracker-Ass". Hmmm, time for some deep thoughts.

3) I feel bad for the guy, he's very intelligent and hilarious, but he has no where to go, like a road block if you will, he had Seinfield and a few funny comedy tours but that's that. He's worth more and it's sad to see people rub it in his face that he hasn't gone anywhere in the past almost ten years.

What that African American did was uncalled for as well as it was uncalled for Michael Richards to freak out like that as well


Now watch. . . . .

Hopefully. . .

. . .my last post will yield many odd ads that sadly have to do with my blog posts. . .

Casino Royale

I was granted the privilege, earlier today, of seeing the newest Bond movie that has been released entitled "Casino Royale". I must say, Daniel Craig's role of playing James Bond did not go un-fulfilled; in fact, I may even say that I place him equal-to or above Sean Connery.

This movie was particularly thrilling, with the fact that Christian noted that Vesper Lynd (played by Eva Green) had boobies and also with all the action. However, instead of noting all the good aspects of the movie, which most critics don't do, ill follow along and note my complaints.

1) No Satellites or lasers: what the hell? How can you call a movie a James Bond movie if it doesn't have massive satellites or fucking lasers?

2) Not many Death-by-Railings: How can you call yourself an action movie with only two death-by-railings? I mean come on, Army of Darkness had seven in one scene, ONE SCENE.

3) Plot was meh: Not really any plot, really it was basically James has been promoted to a double agent and is learning the fact that he can trust no one and how easy it is to be double-crossed and double-crossed again.



However, setting aside these minor (except numbers 1 and 2) complaints, I must say this movie was superb. It defiantly ranks up there in the echelon of greatest bond movies ever. Of course, this is just my opinion and I'm sure most of you value my opinion (note the sarcasm). But none-the-less, I highly suggest paying the $8.25 to see this movie because I give it four and five-sevenths stars out of five. (Sorry, but the lack of satellites and lasers. . . )

FUNNY

Dell

Ok, I'll admit, Dell is probably the best company to buy a new computer from. Yet it pisses me off when I see how they completely rape your computer (through the exhaust fan. . . while it's on).

1) Software: They (along with every other computer company) puts so much un-needed shit on your computer's hard drive that it becomes ridiculous!
A possible solution is to give us those un-needed programs on CD and allow us to install them if we CHOOSE.

2) Set up: I don't know about all of you guys, but the way I see these Dells' 'innards' set up makes me feel chlostrophobic. It looks like there's no room for any modifications and that makes me want to huddle in a corner and weep for about 20 solid minutes.

3) THE NEW XPS'S ONLY ALLOW THE CONSUMER TO HAVE (at best) AN E6300!!!! WTF?!?!?! Let me toss at least a fucking E6600 into it! That is one thing that definatley DOES NOT warm the cockle of my cockle.

So why don't you go out and build your own computer now, hmm?


-A message from anti-corporate America.

PWN'T n00b!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Rocko's Modern Life

This was one great TV show, why did Nickelodeon ever take it off the air?
Well here's the Intro:
Enjoy!

Nvidia = win?

Mayber you wanted an opinion on the G80? Well, now that we finally have some reliable benchmarks for Nvidia's G80, the numbers confirm what the specs suggested: it's pretty beast. I'm interested in seeing the G80's performance on a dual core vs. a quad core system, as early internet buzz has it that the G80 performs significantly better on quad core processors - certainly something to consider when buying a new computer.

For now, it looks like Nvidia has claimed the crown in the graphics card market, putting not only everything from ATI but all other Nvidia cards as well to shame. It looks as if it will remain that way for a while, with the only competitor being ATI's R600 model, which isn't due until February 2007 at the earliest, and probably then only in limited quantities. The question is, will the R600 be enough for ATI to take the lead? It may very well be more powerful than the G80, but I'm betting Nvidia has a refresh model of the G80 out by then.

Computer hardware just gets me so excited.

NVIDIA's G80

I was reading up on nVidia's newest release, the "G80" or GeForce 8800GTX/8800GTS and let me say this baby looks pretty intense. It takes up TWO expansion slots on a motherboard, has a massive fan (always a plus), requires TWO pci-e power pin connectors and also has TWO SLI connectors. These dual connectors means that you can have THREE, yes THREE G80's in your computer which will, may I say, own really really hard.

the G80 has 768MB of GDDR3 on board memory on a 384-bit memory bus with a core speed clocked at 575MHz and the memory at 900MHz.

Now for some tests. . .
Daily Tech tested the GeForce 8800GTX with
* Intel Core 2 Extreme QX6700
* NVIDIA nForce 650i SLI based motherboard
* 2x1GB PC2-6400
* PowerColor ATI Radeon X1950 XTX
* Western Digital Raptor 150

The 3DMark06 gave the X1950XTX a score of 7026 whereas the G80 received a 11200
-That's 59% higher than AMD/ATI's best card on the market.

On Half Life 2 set at 4xAA/16xAF and a resolution of 1600x1200, the Radeon X1950 XTX received an FPS of 60.74 whereas the GeForce 8800GTX had an FPS of 116.93. NVIDIA's card runs 92% better than ATI's which is pretty hardcore.

But wait, it gets better:
On Quake 4 at 4xAA and a resolution of 1600x1200, the G80 once again out-performed the X1950XTX by 92% with an FPS of 65.93 as opposed to the X1950XTX's scrawny 34.23. Roflsauce!

But wait, there's more? (no, not the Nickelodeon magazine commercial which I WILL find and link to. . .)

On Prey at 4xAA/16xAF and at 1600x1200 the G80 was 60% better than the x1950XTXwith an 88.87 FPS as opposed to 55.53 FPS which ATI's card performs at.

The great thing is that the G80 doesn't just perform amazingly well, it also looks very sleak and stylish (not that it really matters, but nontheless it is a plus) and would look great in any case.

However, I find it interesting that NVIDIA would release this card now instead of waiting for Direct X10 because the smart consumer (which very few Americans are) would wait and buy the best card on the market when it is released (which will no doubt be the R600).

But nonetheless, NVIDIA does need to catch up with the competition (which is only ATI) and needed this release and hope - they have their fingers crossed - that many people will buy it.

Consindering the performance I've seen, I think nVidia's in for a few very profitable quarters.

This is why coffee is not the best remedy for insomnia. . .

Well my buddy Andrew Lamb stumbled across this funny video clip from the show "Who wants to be a millionaire." This clip is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time, so it needs to be spread.

http://nopers.com/video/1339/college_student_gets_owned_on_millionaire

-Anarch1st

Innuendo?

So I happened to be skimming over another Daily Tech article that mentions the final release of Windows Media Player 11 for Windows XP.

However it wasn't the article that caught my interest, it was a comment about the article that made me think. . .

I've resisted downloading and trying out this new version as I mostly use other video playing software. I am not a big fan of cataloging my media as I burn a lot of the junk I download to DVD's. Most of it being TV shows, especially Asian based shows simply not readily available in the US.


Wow.
wOw.
woW.

I can take that in so many different directions
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SCIENTIST WANT TO PUT A CHIP IN YOUR BRAIN!!!!

You'd hope i was kidding, but sadly I'm not.

According to Daily Tech:

"Researchers at the University of Washington are working on an implantable electronic chip that may help establish new nerve connections in the part of the brain that controls movement. Their most recent study showed such a device can induce brain changes in monkeys lasting more than a week.

Strengthening of weak connections through this mechanism may have potential in the rehabilitation of patients with brain injuries, stroke, or paralysis.

The authors of study were Dr. Andrew Jackson, senior research fellow in physiology and biophysics, Dr. Jaideep Mavoori, who recently earned a Ph.D. in electrical engineering from the UW, and Dr. Eberhard Fetz, professor of physiology and biophysics. For many years Fetz and his colleagues have studied how the brains of monkeys control their limb muscles.

When awake, the brain continuously governs the body’s voluntary movements. This is largely done through the activity of nerve cells in the part of the brain called the motor cortex. These nerve cells, or neurons, send signals down to the spinal cord to control the contraction of certain muscles, like those in the arms and legs.

The possibility that these neural signals can be recorded directly and used to operate a computer or to control mechanical devices outside of the body has been driving the rapidly expanding field of brain-computer interfaces, often abbreviated BCI. The recent study suggests that the brain’s nerve signals can be harnessed to create changes within itself.

The researchers tested a miniature, self-contained device with a tiny computer chip. The devices were placed on top of the heads of monkeys who were free to carry out their usual behaviors, including sleep. Called a Neurochip, the brain-computer interface was developed by Mavoori for his doctoral thesis.

“The Neurochip records the activity of motor cortex cells,” Fetz explained, “It can convert this activity into a stimulus that can be sent back to the brain, spinal cord, or muscle, and thereby set up an artificial connection that operates continuously during normal behavior. This recurrent brain-computer interface creates an artificial motor pathway that the brain may learn to use to compensate for impaired pathways.”

Jackson found that, when the brain-computer interface continuously connects neighboring sites in the motor cortex, it produces long-lasting changes. Namely, the movements evoked from the recording site changed to resemble those evoked from the stimulation site.

The researchers said that a likely explanation for these changes is the strengthening of pathways within the cortex from the recording to the stimulation site. This strengthening may have been produced by the continuous synchronization of activity at the two sites, generated by the recurrent brain-computer interface.

Timing is critical for creating these connections, the researchers said. The conditioning effect occurs only if the delay between the recorded activity and the stimulation is brief enough. The changes are produced in a day of continuous conditioning with the recurrent brain-computer interface, but last for many days after the circuit is turned off.

“This unusually long-lasting plasticity may be related to the fact that the conditioning is associated with normal behavior,” Fetz said.

The full work's findings, titled “Long-Term Motor Cortex Plasticity Induced by an Electronic Neural Implant,” are to be published in the November 2, 2006, edition of Nature."

So yeah, it's for the "good" of humanity but still, the government will end up investing and make it manditory to have a tracking chip implanmted in every citizen in the U.S. which will be enforced by the Patriot Act.

I'm not too happy.

Game Review of Battlefield 2142

Well as most of you may or may not know, Battefield 2142 is the 'sequel' to the very popular Battefield 2 created by EA. The difference is that 2142 sucks in comparison.

Ok sure, I'll admit that it is fun to play however it is NOT worth 50 dollars. The basic plot is that the polar ice caps expanded and now the PAC and EU are in a fight for the last plots of land using giant ships called 'Titans'.

To be honest with you, I smell a rip-off of star wars (to an extent) due to their use of MEC's (which are basically modified AT-ST's) and these Titans which can be considered to be like Imperial Star Destroyers or even troop transports.

It is basically like every single FPS game out there, so personally I suggest waiting until the release of Quake Wars: Enemy Territory.
(btw, if that doesn't convince you, EA threw some spyware on the game disk just to make us happy)

But I'm not going to knock it too much, if you really have that inclination to play-download the demo first, find out for yourself. The graphics do own pretty hard even on medium, so there is one plus out of the many negatives that came out of my review.

-Anarch1st

The Annihilator Movie Trailer

So, you want action? you want adventure? you want a main character with a hot boneable sister? then you want "The Annhilator: Skynet's Last Employee". . .

Up-and-Running

so the Gamers Blog is finally up and running and let me be the first to say: I am very exited about what is to come. We are open to any ideas about gaming, computers, comedy, anything so feel free to post and we will respond!!

-Anarch1st