Advertising in its lowest form

Now some of you people reading this may have already seen the. . . interesting television ad for Hasbro's new Super-Soaker Oozinater. If you havn't I suggest you scroll down a bit and watch the ad just for some back information on the rest of this article.


What is that NOT supposed to look like? I believe I speak for everyone when I say "Since when have money shots been allowed to air via television ads for children's toys?" Hmmm. . .
What geniuses decided that making a squirt gun that, well, squirts would be a great idea to SELL a SERIOUS product?!?

However, there is a possible notion that could have ran through their brains: they figure young boys buy squirt guns. Young boys will soon be masturbating. Thus, they must properly prepare these Children for "Major Pumping" and want them to get a visual of what may happen if you have a partner and how disgusted that will be when partaking in sexual activity.

On the other hand, WTF MATE?